ICS4M: Final Projects, 2006-2007

Dragon Keeper by Sean Robertson

Unfortunately for Sean, this game has some display problems that only showed up when the it was put on the web. If you just get a grey box, you can try hitting refresh on your browser. This sometimes works. There are also some timing issues (that are Java's fault, not Sean's) that make the ogres move too fast on newer machines. Hopefully it will work for you, because this is a very well made game.

See below for complete instructions

THY DUNGEON EXPERIENCE DOTH BE PROVIDED TO THOUST BYTH SEAN ROBERTSON

ZOUNDS! THE GREAT AND HOLIETH LORD OF ALL GODS ZEUS HATH SENT FOR THOU! YOU DOTH GARBEN YOUR MOST AWESOMETH T-SHIRT AND SET OUTH FOR HIS CHAMBRE.

“WHAT IS THOU NAME, HUMBLE SERVANT?”

TO WHICH YOU REPLYTH: “ADDIDAS, MY LORD, GOD OF SHOE.”

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HIS HONOURORSHIP SCRATCHETH HIS BOTTOM LIPP AND EXCLAIMETH: “FROM THIS DAY FORTH, THOU SHALT BE CALLED DRAGONKEEPER: KEEPER OF DRAGONS, SLAYER OF GATES. I DOTH PROCURETH A MOST GREAT MISSIONRY FOR THOUST SPIKY HAIR. THOU ARST TO GOETH AND FETCH THY LORD A DRAGON. THY DRAGON SHOULTH HOLD GREAT STATUTE, AND COULTH BE A NADDLEWODDER OR A MELONGOGGLER, WITH LITTLE CARE. I ESQUIRE THOU TO USETH THIS HOLY DEVICE” – THY LORD PROCURETH A JAR- “TO CAPTURE THY DRAGONESQUE TASTHKE. HARK! I HEARETH MY HAREM CALLINGETH ME IN SMOOTH AND SUPPLETHSOME GLANCES. AWAY WITSTH THOU!”

AND WITH NARY A WORDTH OF REBUKER THY LORD STUMBLETH TO HIS VENUSI. DRATH! THOU HAST BEEN LOLLYGAGGLED! THOU SEARCHESTH THY BELONGINGS AND GETH A HELMETH AND BREATHSTDPLATHE THOUST HAD USETH THY LAST HALLOWEEN OFFITH PARTY. ARMETHD WITH THY SHAME (AND THOUST HOLY DEVICE), THOU TRUDGETH OF TO FIND THY GENERIC DUNGEON.

YOU ENTER YON DUNGEON. THOUST SEETH A FLASK BUTH IT’S NARY A MIRAGE. THE DOORS SHUTH BEHIND THOU!

THOU HASDTH TO CLICKETH INTO THY WINDOW OF THY MAGIC BOX TO BEGINETH. MAKETH SURE TO TURNTH ON THY CAPS-LOCK. THY SOPHISTHICATHED LOWER CATHE BEGASTHED ME.

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THOU DOST NAVIGATE THY GENERIC DUNGEON WITH THY KEYS OF ARROW.

THY COMMANDS:

“USE HOLY DEVICE” – USE YOUR HOLY DEVICE (YOU DOTH HAVTH THIS FROM THYST BEGUNDRUM)

“USE KEY” – WINST THOU HATH COLLECTED THY DUNGEON KEY, EXIT THY DUNGEON BYTH ENTERING THISDT COMMAND BESIDETH A DOOR.

“EQUIP GRAPPLER” – WHEN THOUST HATH FYNDED THE GRAPPLER, THOU CANST EQUIP IT. THY GRAPPLER ENABLES THOU TO CROTH PITS ONE SPACE LONGTH BETWIXT GROUND. ENABLETHING!

“EQUIP SWORD” – WHEN THOU HAST PICKTH THE SWORDTH UP FROM ITS GRASSY KNOLL, EQUIPETH IT TO HANDSTH THY OGRES THEIR ASSETHS. PWNITHING!

“UNEQUIP” – USETH THIS COMMANTH TO UNEQUIP YOURTH ITEM (THOUST REMEMBER: THY MEAGER INTELLECT CANNOTH COMPREHEND GOINGTH THROUGH A DOOR WITH THY ITEM EQUIPTH.)

CARESOME! THY OGRES KILLST THOU!

WARY THE DRAGON ATH WELL. IDST SMOLDERING HEATH DOTH KILLST THOU IF THOU STAYETH IN THE ROOM TOO LONG! IF THOU IS BETHIDE ITS HEARTH, MAKETH SURE TO USE THE HOLY DEVICE!

THY ENDI